I can’t stand watching soccer players flop around

There are roughly 300 fake injuries in every soccer game and I just can’t take watching the skinny little dudes with the same haircut fall to the ground in unbearable agony, only to get up and bounce around two seconds later. There are also at least 10 fake fights per game. They’re all the types of guys who use moisturizer and get pedicures- they’re not gonna fight. They are all a bunch of shih-tzus. Can’t watch it 

Ya zinadane zadahn headbutted that guy in the chest but who does that? Your gonna headbut? A dude? In the chest?? Wtf?? 

Someone should tell the Man U goalkeeper that he's allowed to use his hands to stop Everton's goal. What an absolute howler!