i died bcuz i suck at chess
I died.

just yesterday
And now you've descended down to hell, doomed to forever try to get your rating back.

One day I died after falling down the stairs when I slipped on a whoopee cushion, but even Satan thought this way of dying was too pathetic so he sent me back on Earth.

It seems we have added some insult to that injury since a faked, strongly worded and not to mention fake death. 😺

xp u trying to be cool or smth?

After 88 years, you’ll find that you wish you hadn’t spent your youth here.
Don’t let it happen to you.

Child, I have experience that I am sharing with you. Please don’t let it go to waste.
#41 well said