I don't want to be A_L_I_V_E and W_E_L_L!!!

I want it to be obvious that it's suicide. 

Seriously?

Well, note this.

You can be alive and well without being A_L_I_V_E and W_E_L_L. Note the underscores. Are you sure that A_L_I_V_E and W_E_L_L are really alive and well?

Well, I don't know...A_L_I_V_E is probably in a mental institution, but probably alive. 

Well maybe, but I am refering specifically to well.

Alive is different from A_L_I_V_E so you don't need to worry if you are alive, most are.

Actually, most humans aren't alive. 

true

Likely true, though I don't think in a literal sense.

See Ephesians 2 (The beginning)

You want to make a murder that nobody will ever solve (that doesn't read this ahem)?  DIVE not jump off a skyscraper.  Suicides always jump, murders dive.

They may solve it, but with the wrong solution...no...I have some ideas. 

What are they?

I'd prefer if there weren't good dead people in my toilet filled with lava in a car falling out of a plane and into the Grand Canyon.

This one is a bit cheap..

1. Jump out of your window.

I suggest strawberries with a sauce of cyanure

You shouldn't be a chess,com blogger, what is wrong with you?

Are you serious?

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what is the account name this time.  Or are you kidding?

AlekHHine is none other than A_L_I_V_E or W_E_L_L

Only ALIVE could've guessed Robert had the same password as him: I♥Trolling