I got a new Rolls-Royce

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KantWasWrong wrote:

I hate ambiguity — I'm left wondering what he wanted me to suck.

so you do care ;-)

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Um... no.

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MichaelBGeorge wrote:

Hope you crash and die a slow painful death, and rack up a huge expense in the hospital for using Chess.com to advertise your car. Your family will be broke and mourn your worthless loss.

MichaelBGeorge wrote: Hope you crash and die a slow painful death, and rack up a huge expense in the hospital for using Chess.com to advertise your car. Your family will be broke and mourn your worthless loss.

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KantWasWrong wrote:

... All gauges are analog, except for the option to project semi-transparent information onto the windshield. ...

I hadn't noticed that part until just now. It sounds pretty futuristic - I had no idea that present-day cars could do that.

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Hey there, Macer! Rolls has always been a year or three ahead of other cars. The 1959 model was the first car with electric windows! happy.png They call the new feature a "spray". It does not interfere with your view. It is mostly for time, temp, direction — that sort of thing.

Another cool feature is the 3D navigation. I don't think any other car has that yet either. You can set your altitude, perspective, and true north, and a couple other things I can't recall offhand.

(By the way, did you enjoy the song?)

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sacsacm8 wrote:
KantWasWrong wrote:
exnos wrote:
Bully for you ! -----is it really necessary that the whole world needs to know.

No, it isn't. Had that been necessary, I would have gone to YouTube.

I agreed with exnos till I saw your response. If you can be funny, you can make us see your stupid expensive new Rolls Royce.

That's very rude BagBag#....jealous ?

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cry.pngLast post before the lock. Just too much!!! Can't handle it anymore! 

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herdwars wrote:

I saw also a Ferrari for 56 million, but I don t think I am going to buy that one. I don t like Ferrari.

That's like going to the Ice Cream aisle & having alotta trouble deciding Undecided .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kfI7NHM-EE

Here's a good one that may match the moment....from Rose Royce Smile ....<3 alla u !

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Far out. grin.png

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KantWasWrong wrote:

I will miss my old Ghost, but I finally managed to sell it. I'm a frugal man, and have no need for two motorcars at once. I must say that I absolutely love my new Phantom, and cannot wait until it is built. My buyer is making financial arrangements in the meantime. It will resemble this, except that it will be a wine color (Rolls' Ensign Red):

 

 

The price is just a tad high because of the options I chose. (I also have to pay a friggin $2000 gas guzzler tax. It gets about 14 miles per gallon.) I went for the extended wheelbase because that gives back seat leg room of 47", more than on a first class passenger airline.

Each seat (except for the driver's) has its own entertainment center, environmental controls, and fully equipped wine bar (including refrigeration for white wines.) I could not help going for all gold-plated trim because it goes so well with the red. All gauges are analog, except for the option to project semi-transparent information onto the windshield.

If ever I need service, I need only text or call my serviceman. He will fly in from BMW via Leerjet, and will personally concierge every detail. "BMW?" you might ask. Well, here's the story about that.

As the nineties wound down, BMW bought the motorcar division of Rolls-Royce. I was apprehensive at first, but the new Rolls at the time was quite meh — almost boxy, like a Mercedes. Who the hell would pay half a million, at the time, for something that resembled such a piece of junk. Turned out, the new BMW version was gorgeous (as you can see).

Unfortunately for BMW, its chief financial officer failed to do proper due diligence. It was a shock to BMW when it realized that it had bought the company, but did not buy the trademark; i.e., the name. A Rolls may as well be a Volkswagen without its name, which is interesting because guess who went behind BMW's back and bought the name. Yes! It was Volkswagen! And BMW had to sell tons of preferred stock to afford to buy it. Wonder whether that CFO ever found a new job.

Anyway, I just thought I'd share my joy with you good people.

Cheers,

KWW

 

What you have is a great imagination. ..

 

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Thank you. I certainly do. That singular trait helped me more than anything else with my investments.

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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week, assuming I've not yet suffocated to death.

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I found it quite interesting- as have several others.

So it appears quite a few people "gave a Damn"
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Nice car, by the way, you have good taste. Unfortunately I have disabilities that prohibit me from driving, but still, nice.
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I believe people have been banned for less then you, George. I don't like reporting people. But I'm sure others will. I estimate and hope that, with that attitude young boy, you are gone from this site within a month
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Damn. Either your a crap comedian or your in a hole and digging deeper every Muinuite
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I am not an idiot and I find your post very unappropriate and uncivilised, if you think you are dealing with an imposter just say so and leave it with that, wishing people dead or enjoying their dead is sick, and totally not proportional to the alledged offense.

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