I hope you don't miss me too badly Zach and Ben.

April 2nd is a great day to do this. Assuming time is progressing forward - which it usually is - then April 2nd is the farthest you can get from April 1st, meaning there is no trickery here. 

Usually I don't make a thread announcing my leave because it's not a big deal, the world will continue spinning with or without me, but I figured I could clickbait some people with the title, and hey, you're here.

The end of junior year is coming for me and with it comes 5 back-to-back exams. It's kind of intimidating, you know, a whole week - Monday through Friday - filled with AP exams. Given that knowledge, it's for the best that I stop wasting my time here talking to middle-schoolers who have a strange obsession pretending to change each other's genders. It's very strange, but who am I to judge? Different strokes for different folks I suppose. I'll be back senior year most likely, even though I'll have 7 APs by then, it should be manageable for the most part.  

Hopefully while I'm gone the condition of this place will improve. Too many spam threads and too many trolls. There are a few threads that I legitimately enjoy, such as the climate change thread, the evolution thread, and that dead at night thread when it doesn't look like an interaction from Mean Girls. Not that most of you guys are even old enough to watch that movie though. Not sure what I expect will happen, but who knows, maybe when I come back this place will be a nicer place to chat. Who knows.

Also, I'm going to become National Master. Mark my words.

I know Ben and Zach will be crushed to see me leave, though Zack already wished death upon me so maybe that won't be an issue 😂.

Cya later lmao.

Most likely for 6 months or so.

Well, another guy with sense is leaving. Soon, I'll be regarded as the smart one. See you later, Kai. Good luck on the exams and all.

Thanks, I’ll need it lol. AP lang is gonna kill me.

Not if you believe in yourself!

I did get a 5 on the mock so I’ve got a good chance tho

What about you? Do you plan to stay here for much longer?

I haven't thought about it much. I think I'll be around for years to come, but nowhere near as active. The forums are becoming a lot less interesting, but I have great friends that I talk to.

Plus classes will get more difficult.

Also how do you like my writing? This is the first thread I bothered to write well.

So far so good. School is fairly easy, and I'm fairly intelligent and don't have to try. We shall see how it progresses.

Cya man. Have fun outside this hellhole

It's great! Just enough rage bait to make it a great thread.

It was an engineered feat.

Thanks lol good luck for you.

Same thing for you :]

Thanks, I’ll need it lmao.