I jumped on a football player in your bathroom because I'm a winner and I do what I want.
I kicked a snowman in an elevator because I'm only in it for the good times.
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I smelled a stuffed animal in line at the dinner table because I can
I kicked a birdbath in an elevator because I saw it on the internet.
I ran over a surfer in your bathroom because I can't control myself.
Jelly, this is the dumbest thing I've seen in a very long time but I can't help thinking it's hillarious!! BTW I think orange is funniest.
@Chess: Ikr? Don't know how something so mindless can be so amusing. lol (Yeah, orange is pretty good.)
I hugged my dog in a hole because I'm a winner and I do what I want. LOL
I hugged my dog because the voices told me too. (this time I was wearing red)
I ran over a surfer in your bathroom because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
BTW he is sooo fired...
i kicked a noodle in a hole becsause i felt like it
I kicked my best friend in an elevator because I felt like it
@Chess: Probably a good idea... He has some crazy ideas. LOL
I jumped on a football player in your bathroom because I felt like it.
Best yet: I ran over a surfer in your bathroom because I felt like it.
Good reason. <3
Well, I can't control myself with that surfer in your bathroom again...
Becoming a habit, eh? :D
Probably... the only way I can control myself is wear a shirt - and I can't control myself to put a shirt on!! AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you should ask someone to tie you down. :P
I can't control myself to do that!!
Yeah, so here's how it works...
Pick the month you were born, then the date you were born, the last number of the year you were born, and then the color shirt you're wearing. Copy and paste into a sentance and post.
January--I kicked
February--I hugged
March--I karate chopped
April--I licked
May--I jumped on
June--I danced with
July--I did the Macarena With
August--I had lunch with
September--I sang to
October--I smelled
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
_________________________
1---a monster
2---a birdbath
3---a phone
4---a fork
5---a snowman
6---a nun
7---my cell phone
8---my dog
9---my best friend
10---my neighbor
11---my science teacher
12---a banana
13---a baseball bat
14---a stuffed animal
15---a goat
16---a pickle
17---your mom
18---a spoon
19---a Smurf
20---a fireman
21---a ninja
22---Chuck Norris
23---a noodle
24---a squirrel
25---a troll
26---my sister
27---my boss
28---a homeless guy
29---a surfer
30---a football player
31---a llama
______________________________
1 --in my car
2 --on a motorcycle
3 --in a hole
4 --under your bed
5 --on your car
6 --on a roof
7 --in an elevator
8 --at the dinner table
9 --in line at the bank
0 --in your bathroom
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None----because I can't control myself.