I'm dying. I'm not joking.
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MegaCats159
Jan 27, 2018
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CLICKBAIT FOR THE WIN!! I'm not really dying but it sure feels like it because I currently can't breath at the moment.
if you are having a heart attack, tell the 911, not chess.com.
Jan 27, 2018
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#5
But I really can barely breath right now so if I timeout in my chess games just know I probably died.
MegaCats159 wrote:
I'm pretty sure I'm to young to have a heart attack...
the youngest heart attack victim is 13
https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2008/06/12/boy-13-is-youngest-heart-attack-victim/
Jan 27, 2018
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#7
Nah you can have a heart attack if you have, I think either 1.8 or 2.0 amps run through your arm.
CheckmateGenius wrote:
Nah you can have a heart attack if you have, I think either 1.8 or 2.0 amps run through your arm.
yup, and it is impossible to type.
if you're having one, you will be lying in the floor screaming in pain, grasping your arm and panting badly.
whoa 10 comments in 5 mins?
MegaCats159 wrote:
Wow now I'm kind of worried...HELP
you can still type...
You HOODWINKER. I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOM; THE POLOICE.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
CUBRONZO IS HERE!!!
*SIRENS*
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MegaCats159 wrote:
YOU'RE ON DRUGGS? YOI, I AM SO PISSED!!! I AM LITERALLY BETTER THAN YOU.
You're right. Now time to take my nightly drugs