I'm dying. I'm not joking.

I HABE NOTHING TO WIN, NOTHING TO LOSE!!! GOD SO HELP ME I HOPE YOU GWT BETTER IF NOT I'M TELLING THE COPS SO THEY CAN COME OVER TO UR HOME.

NO!!! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN CONCIEVE OF SUCH A NOTION? I AM BUT A GOOD AND HUMBLE MAN! HE! HE IS THE ONE WHO SHALL BE EXHALTED TO THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND!
Death rate so far in history- 100%.
( In case this comes across as religiously offensive...because. You know, the Internet.... Even if certain biblical/ Qu'ran members never died they only account for like 0.000000000000000000000001 percent and so I'm rounding up. Just in case someone somehow found that offensive.)

i'd hate to waste a good funeral. anybody knows where the op lives?
ps. no humans pretending to be cats were harmed in this production

You might be dying but judging by this thread you certainly don’t have a life either.
Speak to the bunny he can give you tips on being undead.
You're right. Now time to take my nightly drugs