I'm just being me art

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, there was a baby born. (AWWWW, and a cutie he was) He was not just any child, but one born to lead. As he grew and pondered life, he asked his first question, "Why is dad drinking from my milk jugs?"  This really had him searching for the truth now.....as he was dumbfounded as to how his dad could steal what rightly belonged to him!

So, as he wondered along in life, badly hurt and depressed, his mother decided to do a brain scan on him, because she couldn't understand what was wrong. It saddened her deeply as her only child seemed to have so much potential and intelligence. The doctor that did the scan said that all was well, and they could find nothing.  His mother was relieved, so she decided to enroll him in the army to see if that would help.

At first, the boy, who's name was "Tom", didn't seem to fit, and the sergeant was about to terminate his enlistment.........until one day............when , from out of nowhere came this gargantuan lion! IT pounced on the sergeant, but quick thinking as he was, Tom used a nearby machete to chop the lion's head off with one  "swish". The blood flew everywhere, (needless to say).

And the sergeant was ever thankful for Tom saving his life, because he had a wife back home that looked like Mr. Bean. (Only she had the goodies that he liked, or he would've dumped her years ago).

Then Tom thrived in the service of his country, going on to saving everyone and showing them love, love, and more love, and helping everyone to just "be themselves".

His mother was so proud of him, but his father never did tell him the secret of the milk jugs. He had to find that out for himself, but to this very day...he still ponders on that one.