I'm writing a new book

in my book I'm writing a letter about a landlord who used to go to the park to eat the zebra and then you stumbled upon a card and he picked it up and realized he was the Candyman and so he had to prove to people that if they could get a fair share of candy they would believe two plus two equals five. And so in the book he proves to the scientists and Engineers by writing on the chalkboard he has two and he has another two and equals 5 and he proves that can't Immanuel Kant was wrong supposing otherwise his presuppositional axioms were diminished as the new wave of the postmodernists grew but there was a threat to their legacy as Donald J Trump the president of the United States wants to shut down it and call it a conspiracy but it but after a while you finally and so does everybody else you know what I mean like everybody realizes that they were wrong the whole time and that they could have free will to believe what they wanted as the collective Society that they live in man woman child and Beast.

 I dread to think what happened with your old book ...

I'd by that book

I'd let bygones be bygones

Um...

Well good 😊 for you!!!!!!!