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Jayjustwantsagoodusername

I NEED HELP GUYS I GOT A PLASTIC KING PIECE STUCK IN MY LEFT NOSTRIL HOW DO I GET IT OUT I CANT ASK FOR HELP ANYWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IM AT SCHOOL

Jayjustwantsagoodusername

I am scared and i need help

EscherehcsE
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote:

I NEED HELP GUYS I GOT A PLASTIC KING PIECE STUCK IN MY LEFT NOSTRIL HOW DO I GET IT OUT I CANT ASK FOR HELP ANYWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IM AT SCHOOL

School nurse - Just sayin'

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
EscherehcsE wrote:
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote:

I NEED HELP GUYS I GOT A PLASTIC KING PIECE STUCK IN MY LEFT NOSTRIL HOW DO I GET IT OUT I CANT ASK FOR HELP ANYWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IM AT SCHOOL

School nurse - Just sayin' BRO NO I CANT LET MY MOM FIND OUT I PUTG A CHESS PEICE IN MY NOSE AGAIN OR IM GONNA GET MY PH PREMIUM CANCELLED

 

Jayjustwantsagoodusername

i need help now guys please

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
MxC2031 wrote:

or an ice pack

I DONT HAVSE ANY

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
MxC2031 wrote:

Ok but my solution to this is, pinch ur nose at the end of the king piece and start to shove it out and put ur face so it is facing the ground

NOW IMS BLEEDING BRO WHAT NOW IM IN CLASS

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
MxC2031 wrote:
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote:
MxC2031 wrote:

Ok but my solution to this is, pinch ur nose at the end of the king piece and start to shove it out and put ur face so it is facing the ground

NOW IMS BLEEDING BRO WHAT NOW IM IN CLASS

Idk ask a FREAKING TEACHER 

I CANT THEY DONT LISTEN TO ME AFTER LAST TIME

NotVeryCracked

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

NotVeryCracked
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
NotVeryCracked wrote:
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

thanks i will try and call them/him in a few b8ut how do i stop the bleeding

NotVeryCracked
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

thanks i will try and call them/him in a few b8ut how do i stop the bleeding

would recommend tampons they've helped me out

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
NotVeryCracked wrote:
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

thanks i will try and call them/him in a few b8ut how do i stop the bleeding

would recommend tampons they've helped me out

i cant have tampons because i keep soaking them in vodka and putting them in my butt

NotVeryCracked
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

thanks i will try and call them/him in a few b8ut how do i stop the bleeding

would recommend tampons they've helped me out

i cant have tampons because i keep soaking them in vodka and putting them in my butt

My Mom/Dad/He/Her/Zi/Zir/They/Them/Demi Boy does that to!!!!

 

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
MxC2031 wrote:

#inb4thelock ;-;

i need help tho

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
NotVeryCracked wrote:
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

thanks i will try and call them/him in a few b8ut how do i stop the bleeding

would recommend tampons they've helped me out

i cant have tampons because i keep soaking them in vodka and putting them in my butt

My Mom/Dad/He/Her/Zi/Zir/They/Them/Demi Boy does that to!!!!

 

ok my pronouns are he/her/him/hem/men/women/sir/mam/doomguy/master/cheif/daddy/mommy/hoo/hee

NotVeryCracked
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

thanks i will try and call them/him in a few b8ut how do i stop the bleeding

would recommend tampons they've helped me out

i cant have tampons because i keep soaking them in vodka and putting them in my butt

My Mom/Dad/He/Her/Zi/Zir/They/Them/Demi Boy does that to!!!!

 

ok my pronouns are he/her/him/hem/men/women/sir/mam/doomguy/master/cheif/daddy/mommy/hoo/hee

 

 

 

 

 

 

MY DADDY CALLED HE TOLD ME IM NON BINARY STOP OFFENDING MEEEEEEEEEEE

Jayjustwantsagoodusername
NotVeryCracked wrote:
Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote: Jayjustwantsagoodusername wrote: NotVeryCracked wrote:

Well, I have prior experience with getting chess pieces stuck in places I don't want to talk about my mommy squeezed me while I pulled out. Would recommend putting head down and squeezing it out.

can i have your moms phone number

My mom is now my dad because of gender change, but maybe my daddy can help you! 844-265-2852

thanks i will try and call them/him in a few b8ut how do i stop the bleeding

would recommend tampons they've helped me out

i cant have tampons because i keep soaking them in vodka and putting them in my butt

My Mom/Dad/He/Her/Zi/Zir/They/Them/Demi Boy does that to!!!!

 

ok my pronouns are he/her/him/hem/men/women/sir/mam/doomguy/master/cheif/daddy/mommy/hoo/hee

 

 

 

 

 

 

MY DADDY CALLED HE TOLD ME IM NON BINARY STOP OFFENDING MEEEEEEEEEEE

NO I CANT OFFEND YOU IN TRANSNEURAL GIGANON-BINARY

NotVeryCracked

DID YOU GET THE KING OUT YOUR BUTT?