I remember the days when it was Simply “WoolenSock”

Story time Lads, a long time ago, when you were wee little lads, and members such as kingsonicthehedgehog and rottentomato prowled the forums of chess.com, there was a cat, many of you may know…

Legends, fairytales, myths? No no…

Listen carefully. This legendary was said to roam the fields, hunting mice, protecting even the forums itself from harmful diseases. This hero was widely celebrated and respected.

Their name was WoolenSock. Legendary protector of the off topic forums. The people cherished their hero, worshipped WoolenSock even.

Listen Kittens…

evil’s ears listen in wait… in a faraway land the great mice king Theodore knew of WoolenSocks bravery. Being a rich and powerful king he had sent his soldiers to reign terror of the forums, and spread disease.

WoolenSock thwarted all attempts…

Theodore knew of WoolenSocks feats, and after much consideration, felt the need to destroy Wooly himself…

The mice king raged against the forums like a powerful tempest, his army behind him. WoolenSock stood to meet them.

The king towered over WoolenSock, his size was incomprehensible for a mouse.

WoolenSock saw the destruction that would come, and in one swift movement used

The claw of destruction


The technique sent the rat king crashing into the great sewers below the off topic forums, WoolenSock jumped in, the rat army followed…

Suddenly the ground covered up, as if the dirt had come to life and moved itself to cover the hole. Days passed, the forums prayed for WoolenSock to return safely.

Nothing and no one came…

The sewers were searched. Millions is mice along with the king had disappeared and so had Wooly.

Some say Wooly devoured them all and in doing so died. Some believe wooly lives.

Wherever WoolenSock might be, dead or alive, their sacrifice paved the way for cats around the forums, WoolenSock’s sacrifice should be honored…

I knew them personally, I fought with them… They were brave, kind, loyal, and never backed down from a fight.

This is Legend of WoolenSock

Before the 2…


Rackspace, The book of Feline—

Goodness me oh my, where has the lad gone to now?

wow i didn’t know people use lad anymore

Indeed they do young Lad

Like a phoenix rising out of the flames, Woolly climbed out of that dastardly hole ! ….and once again proclaim himself, defender of the forums ! ✌️😾

Rise of the Phoenix, available by request


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It’s mostly children here

I don’t see why they can’t both be true

...And a troll just joined in ready to wreak havoc over the sacred forums and rip apart the dreams, the hopes of all who have worked hard since the dawn of time to cure this place from the plague known simply as troll.

Yes, now you can go out of here and take your b*l**h*t with you.

Well, no I don’t think so, I think it’s mostly just annoying kids. They have to have Down syndrome or anything

*they don’t have to have Down syndrome

Troll is offline.

the hell’s your excuse? you drab on others here that don’t pathetically create your type ruckus that you are so very prone to conjur up with your numerous stupid fricken lousy alts of nothing than annoyance.

….apparently the same individual as #19 post.. WE ALL ASSUME 😂

Speak the truth brother

damn skippy 

Guys, it was just a joke omg🤦‍♂️😂, little shi to make people’s days, life gets stressful you feel me?

Fear not my children, Woolly will rid our beloved forum , of all those who sow poison and lies amongst us ! 🙀….. bless you all !

Coffee and doughnuts 🍩 anyone ! 😸