I THINK THAT CHESS.COM SHOULD HIRE ME AND PAY ME MONEY !!!

Listen Chess.com truth is you have a SERIOUS crocodilian issue on this site!!  There are oodles of crocodilians that run RAMPANT unchecked on this site!  I'm not just talking about crocodiles and alligators, I'm talking the WHOLE crocodilian family!!  And as The John Bear I've been officially recognized as the LEADER of the anti-crocodilians!  My nickname is the Crocodilian Crusher because I've been SQUASHING and CRUSHING crocodilians left & right ANYWHERE I can find them and as far as I can I'm the ONLY real source of crocodilian control on this website!!

Are you willing to be paid in fish and berry's? If so then you might be able to work out a deal.

If not then you might have to look elsewhere for gainful employment.

A lot of good fishing jobs in Alaska.

https://www.alaskajobfinder.com/

Ok they can pay me in Salmon and fresh Alpine blueberries - none of that CHEAP Sequoria blueberries 'cus I can sniff the difference and I'll know

And hey chess.com throw a little trash for Trash Panda, he's a good boy!!

You really need a HUG!!!

I think I should be famous but I'm not you can't get everything you want

Joking