i walked outside naked (scared for life)
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The least schizophrenic chess player fr
Ease off on the intoxicants, maybe?
Ash03053 wrote:
The least schizophrenic chess player fr
what does that mean?
May 16, 2023
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mrstarling wrote:
one morning i was late to work and i decide to rush outside the house when i forgot to where closed then i realised im actually naked when i got to work and i just got out my car the keys have fell in a tunnel and the doors to my house are still at home and i was trapped naked. i decided to hide inside a trash can a waddle into the building but someone saw a moving trash can so they picked it up and i bent over it was fanny are female employee hello fanny, im naked! i whispered everyone in the room heard me and stared hard thoughts went round why?who? inches? now im still trapped outside my house naked now what should i do????????? REPLY QUICK PLEASE IM HUNGRY
an average person reciting there normal experiences be like:
May 16, 2023
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mrstarling wrote:
Ash03053 wrote:
The least schizophrenic chess player fr
what does that mean?
google it bruh
May 16, 2023
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mrstarling wrote:
one morning i was late to work and i decide to rush outside the house when i forgot to where closed then i realised im actually naked when i got to work and i just got out my car the keys have fell in a tunnel and the doors to my house are still at home and i was trapped naked. i decided to hide inside a trash can a waddle into the building but someone saw a moving trash can so they picked it up and i bent over it was fanny are female employee hello fanny, im naked! i whispered everyone in the room heard me and stared hard thoughts went round why?who? inches? now im still trapped outside my house naked now what should i do????????? REPLY QUICK PLEASE IM HUNGRY
its impossible to move inside of a trash can without falling over
Sep 13, 2024
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#11 i saw this when i was scroling through off topic and just got confused of the title if the forum
Sep 14, 2024
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#16
Idk how I saw this, I think there might have been a comment that got deleted or something.
This was pretty funny, I can’t lie.
Heh.
Sep 14, 2024
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#19
I’ve done banking in my sleep and government paperwork in my sleep. Perhaps you were dreaming or you were actually asleep when all of this happened? You might want to go to a sleep clinic.
one morning i was late to work and i decide to rush outside the house when i forgot to where closed then i realised im actually naked when i got to work and i just got out my car the keys have fell in a tunnel and the doors to my house are still at home and i was trapped naked. i decided to hide inside a trash can a waddle into the building but someone saw a moving trash can so they picked it up and i bent over it was fanny are female employee hello fanny, im naked! i whispered everyone in the room heard me and stared hard thoughts went round why?who? inches? now im still trapped outside my house naked now what should i do????????? REPLY QUICK PLEASE IM HUNGRY