lol
I WILL BE 9 TOMORROW

I will tell you the best way to celebrate your birthday. Store up a really big sh*t. Like, eat a huge meal, let it really brew. Then, go to a public restroom, the kind where you can lock the door. Instead of pooping in the toilet, drop that sumbitch in the garbage can. Then cover the poo with some paper towels. Everyone who goes in after you will have to deal with the odor while they do their business.
ewwwwwwwwwww
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happy bird egg stranger