Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.
Life is good again.
Can I sue you for the five seconds I wasted reading this *expletive* stupid thread?
Can I sue you for the five seconds I wasted reading this *expletive* stupid thread?
Sure, but you'll have to contact my lawyer Satan. If you don't wish to, I'll settle for $0.05 (but you'll have to pay shipping and handling charges).
Can I sue you for the five seconds I wasted reading this *expletive* stupid comment? (Yes, I'm a slow reader when it comes to suing people)
Update: Thus far, my rating has remained steady at 1337, which is a positive. Of course, this may be due to the fact that I haven't played any blitz games.
Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.
Life is good again.
You're so lucky! I wish my life were like yours!
Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.
Life is good again.
You're so lucky! I wish my life were like yours!
I wish my life were like mine too! Lucky bastard.
Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.
Life is good again.
You're so lucky! I wish my life were like yours!
I wish my life were like mine too! Lucky bastard.
You should sue the OP for all he's got.
Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.
Life is good again.
You're so lucky! I wish my life were like yours!
I wish my life were like mine too! Lucky bastard.
You should sue the OP for all he's got.
I agree, and I concur!
Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.
Life is good again.
You're so lucky! I wish my life were like yours!
I wish my life were like mine too! Lucky bastard.
You should sue the OP for all he's got.
I agree, and I concur!
You and the above poster are clearly utter morons. You have no basis on which to sue the original poster.
Chess.com should consider themselves quite lucky now. It has been a long and arduous journey that has caused me a great deal of distress. My marriage dissolved, my wife and mistress left me, my kids hate me, I let my job, I lost my education, I lost all my pride, but... I have my 1337 back.
Life is good again.
You're so lucky! I wish my life were like yours!
I wish my life were like mine too! Lucky bastard.
You should sue the OP for all he's got.
I agree, and I concur!
You and the above poster are clearly utter morons. You have no basis on which to sue the original poster.
Yeah! Leave him alone you losers!
You are far from 'leet'...
You are far from 'leet'...
Then how do you explain my 1337?
Well, I guess I would have to say "it's a number".
Well, I guess I would have to say "it's a number".
BUT WHAT A NUMBER!!!!!
My blitz rating changes from 1337 ever again.
Some background, for those out of the loop: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/accidentally-played-rated-chess-games