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Maturity is overrated. Just be who you are. As long as you're not an a**hole.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a kid... in fact there are some very good things about it... you can enjoy a lot of things that adults can't anymore, or maybe I'm just depressed... but anyway, I don't mean it as a insult when I say (as I've said before) the first sentence of Jack's profile is a big hint to his age. (Well, now that I look, it's the first few sentences after the intro, but anyway...)
He's a kid... which isn't bad. It just means we can't relate to each other very well.


Maturity is overrated. Just be who you are. As long as you're not an a**hole.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a kid... in fact there are some very good things about it... you can enjoy a lot of things that adults can't anymore, or maybe I'm just depressed... but anyway, I don't mean it as a insult when I say (as I've said before) the first sentence of Jack's profile is a big hint to his age.
He's a kid... which isn't bad. It just means we can't relate to each other very well.
I constantly update my bio. Which sentence?

I only started the forums in mid 2020
Actually?
Does anyone actually live in Greenland?
No I live in the US.
So you're saying no one actually lives there?
Maybe like
five people

I only started the forums in mid 2020
Actually?
Yes.
That's over 115 points per day on average.
I rarely post llama paragraphs.

Maturity is overrated. Just be who you are. As long as you're not an a**hole.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a kid... in fact there are some very good things about it... you can enjoy a lot of things that adults can't anymore, or maybe I'm just depressed... but anyway, I don't mean it as a insult when I say (as I've said before) the first sentence of Jack's profile is a big hint to his age.
He's a kid... which isn't bad. It just means we can't relate to each other very well.
I constantly update my bio. Which sentence?
"Welcome, likeminded mortals. I am forever your mentor and whenever you are looking for advice, merely read my deep comments on the forums, and somewhere in my intelligence, I assure you, you will find the answer.
If you didn’t understand that, basically if you want to know more about me, read here."

Maturity is overrated. Just be who you are. As long as you're not an a**hole.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a kid... in fact there are some very good things about it... you can enjoy a lot of things that adults can't anymore, or maybe I'm just depressed... but anyway, I don't mean it as a insult when I say (as I've said before) the first sentence of Jack's profile is a big hint to his age. (Well, now that I look, it's the first few sentences after the intro, but anyway...)
He's a kid... which isn't bad. It just means we can't relate to each other very well.
So now I have to go look at his profile??
Nah

Maturity is overrated. Just be who you are. As long as you're not an a**hole.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being a kid... in fact there are some very good things about it... you can enjoy a lot of things that adults can't anymore, or maybe I'm just depressed... but anyway, I don't mean it as a insult when I say (as I've said before) the first sentence of Jack's profile is a big hint to his age.
He's a kid... which isn't bad. It just means we can't relate to each other very well.
I constantly update my bio. Which sentence?
"Welcome, likeminded mortals. I am forever your mentor and whenever you are looking for advice, merely read my deep comments on the forums, and somewhere in my intelligence, I assure you, you will find the answer.
If you didn’t understand that, basically if you want to know more about me, read here."
Ah, yeah. True.
I shifted my bio around a bit so it's not the first sentence anymore, but you're right. It's a dead giveaway that I am a kid.

@llama47 PLEASE stop acting like you are so much more older and mature than everyone else. You literally made a your mom joke, which immediately makes you less than 18, plus the fact that you seem to think that "you can't relate to kids" which means that you think you are so much more cooler than all the other kids because you are. Thirdly, you go on about how, oh yeah there's nothing wrong with being a kid but then acting like you are so much smarter and cooler than them, when you are undoubtedly a kid yourself. Finally, the fact that you think you are so mature and the fact that you are completely unaware of how stupid you sound sometimes probably means that you are just in high school (most likely in the first two years of it), or you are in junior high, and think you are so much cooler than all those loser junior highers.

@llama47 PLEASE stop acting like you are so much more older and mature than everyone else. You literally made a your mom joke, which immediately makes you less than 18, plus the fact that you seem to think that "you can't relate to kids" which means that you think you are so much more cooler than all the other kids because you are. Thirdly, you go on about how, oh yeah there's nothing wrong with being a kid but then acting like you are so much smarter and cooler than them, when you are undoubtedly a kid yourself. Finally, the fact that you think you are so mature and the fact that you are completely unaware of how stupid you sound sometimes probably means that you are just in high school (most likely in the first two years of it), or you are in junior high, and think you are so much cooler than all those loser junior highers.
You're pretty funny. Nice joke.