If I have one cookie

@llama47 PLEASE stop acting like you are so much more older and mature than everyone else. You literally made a your mom joke, which immediately makes you less than 18, plus the fact that you seem to think that "you can't relate to kids" which means that you think you are so much more cooler than all the other kids because you are. Thirdly, you go on about how, oh yeah there's nothing wrong with being a kid but then acting like you are so much smarter and cooler than them, when you are undoubtedly a kid yourself. Finally, the fact that you think you are so mature and the fact that you are completely unaware of how stupid you sound sometimes probably means that you are just in high school (most likely in the first two years of it), or you are in junior high, and think you are so much cooler than all those loser junior highers.

@llama47 PLEASE stop acting like you are so much more older and mature than everyone else. You literally made a your mom joke, which immediately makes you less than 18, plus the fact that you seem to think that "you can't relate to kids" which means that you think you are so much more cooler than all the other kids because you are. Thirdly, you go on about how, oh yeah there's nothing wrong with being a kid but then acting like you are so much smarter and cooler than them, when you are undoubtedly a kid yourself. Finally, the fact that you think you are so mature and the fact that you are completely unaware of how stupid you sound sometimes probably means that you are just in high school (most likely in the first two years of it), or you are in junior high, and think you are so much cooler than all those loser junior highers.

Llama you were right about the punctuation and sentence structure.

Sauce you’ve never seen some of llamas statistics threads 

Yet here you are.  One more drink should do it.

If you had one cookie for the first square of the chess board, two cookies for the second square, four cookies for the third square, eight cookies for the fourth square... and so on, for all 64 squares... how many cookies would you have in total?

Answer:  18,446,744,073,709,551,615 cookies.

My dad claims to have never gotten drunk. I know it’s a really random thing to say but I felt like I had to share it with you guys

Bed time.  Behave children.

Says the annoying troll.