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#348
What do you call a creature with 4 eyes, 6 noses, 3 lips, and 6 eyebrows?
Ugly.
Ugly.
11 days ago
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#351
A troupe of zombies challenged a team of dish-cleaners to a competition. It was a brainwash.
What do you call a pop-up fruit garden and you can’t get a fruit
A whack a fruit
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.