Dad jokes

I thought my neighbors were good people. Until they put a password on their wifi

I watched a documentary about how ships are made. It was riveting.

#11 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

It's easy all you have to do is...

There are 2 types of people

1. Those who can draw conclusions from incomplete data

2.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved! Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

Adults out of the light destroy innovation?

When I was young and poor I dreamt I'd be rich. After years of unrelenting and grueling work, I'm no longer young.