If the everyone on chess.com became his/her profile picture...

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VULPES_VULPES

...and you, who also magically became whatever your profile picture depicted, had to fight a tag-team battle (a team of 3) in an all-out brawl against another team, who would you have as your teammates and what kind of team would yours have the best odds of beating?

Grey_Goose

Well I don't know what to say.   Just pounced on this one does this mean I am trolling?

VULPES_VULPES

Yes it does mean that:P

AdorableQueen wrote:

Omg.. my profike picture is of a dog. Does that mean i become spjnky? Not fair!

Ironman111

Then I would be a book.

WeisseSchachlade

But I AM my purrrrofile picture!
I'm an adorable cuddly cute prrrRRRrrretty and most of all FANCY kitty cat!

Mmmaybe I should put up a picture of me with my human and we all wonderrrr if I became my human?

WeisseSchachlade

Waitaminute... I would become a kitty without a FANCY BOW TIE!!!!!
I has plenty of FANCY pictures of me with bow ties, see?  Just no picture of me with bow tie AND big fancy chess in background!!!!!

blueemu

Who needs team-mates?

I would single-handedly peck my opponent to death.

Ironman111

The book has the ability to teach enemies lessons in the endgame that are so lame that it takes just one to kill the whole USA.

Endlessattack

my spirit's gonna male enemies gasp and choke to death.

the1stspartan
i’d become a group of people lol
the1stspartan
i win
HorribleTomato

No! I CRINGE YOU TO DEATH

evylC1
I’d become Thanos and snap you all out of existence.
Endlessattack

Ill take over land because I am the leader of BloodClan! I fight viciously.

vinyboy24
Yeah, but I am the leader of thunderclan
vinyboy24
I burn all of you to death. C YA!
Endlessattack
phoenix_2008 wrote:
Yeah, but I am the leader of thunderclan

HAHA, LOL! firestar doesn't burn us to death!

BESIDES, We are DARKCLAN!

Endlessattack

NO THIS IS A ANCIENT CLAN! DARKCLAN

If you click in my profile

99tc
I would be a deadly gas cloud that looks like a horse
99tc
And you can’t kill
me cause I’m not alive