Well I don't know what to say. Just pounced on this one does this mean I am trolling?
If the everyone on chess.com became his/her profile picture...

Yes it does mean that:P
AdorableQueen wrote:
Omg.. my profike picture is of a dog. Does that mean i become spjnky? Not fair!

But I AM my purrrrofile picture!
I'm an adorable cuddly cute prrrRRRrrretty and most of all FANCY kitty cat!
Mmmaybe I should put up a picture of me with my human and we all wonderrrr if I became my human?

Waitaminute... I would become a kitty without a FANCY BOW TIE!!!!!
I has plenty of FANCY pictures of me with bow ties, see? Just no picture of me with bow tie AND big fancy chess in background!!!!!

The book has the ability to teach enemies lessons in the endgame that are so lame that it takes just one to kill the whole USA.
...and you, who also magically became whatever your profile picture depicted, had to fight a tag-team battle (a team of 3) in an all-out brawl against another team, who would you have as your teammates and what kind of team would yours have the best odds of beating?