If You Were a Cat...

What would you do?

I would take revenge for all this boring, tasteless, stupid cat food. I would kill a delicious bird, cover myself in feathers and then scatter the feathers all over the supermarket shelf of catfood. 

Don't feed me this rubbish. I eat your birds and mice. Sigh. 

If I were a cat, I'd be Cat Stevens.

But I promise that I would be a clean cat. I wouldn't piddle on your roses. 

You gotta be kitten me.

Here Kittty......

Yowlllllllllllllllllllllllll! 

"Right Serge we got a real furry little crime boss on our hands"

"You mean on our paws Constable"

Let me paws for a moment and think about this.

Sleep all day on a warm radiator.

So you'd spend your days studying litter-ature.

I guess I would run away, so they couldn't take me to the vet for castration!

Is having cats declawed a common practice in Austria?

Many American cats have their claws on the front legs removed by amputating the toe at the last knuckle.

Absolutely not! I'm not a 100% certain, but I think it is illegal (in Austria). Considered cruelty to animals which is punishable by law.

I have lived with cats for close to 30 years now and know a lot of people who have one or more cats, and none of them have had their cats declawed.

I hope it's not something you consider for your feline friends?

Nope, my cat has claws, but a coworker of mine is planning on getting her two new kittens declawed and I'm trying to talk her out of it with out being too preachy.

Glad to hear that; I hope you succeed!

I would be an alien cat from the Andromeda Galaxy. I'd take over the human world and eat all the tunas. miam miam

Has anyone been following the "wildcat" story, near Paris?

They thought it was a tiger at first, everyone stay indoors, but now they think, judging by the footprints, that it's a grossly overweight housecat weighing around 100 lbs.

I would be living in a cat shelter