Soorat, I didn't even know you were absent. Welcome back.
I'm Back!
Welcome back Soorat! Don't worry - you didn't miss anything important. As you know, my Troll of the Month contests were put to an end orematurely by the mods, and since then I haven't been able to create a thread nearly as popular. And neither has anyone else been able to create a great troll thread since you were banned (though I will recommend the "Who is the most famous person on chess.com" thread, which technically isn't a troll thread but is still pretty nice). Also, if you're interested in threads that are high quality but not very popular, check out this thread:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/comparing-daeth-and-petermh5-a-serious-thread-about-trolls
This is one of my threads that I put the most effort into, but unfortunately the majority of the chess.com community doesn't seen nearly as enthusiastic as I am am about the subject of Troll Studies. Nevertheless, in the future I will post more threads regarding my studies of trolls on chess.com, and eventually maybe I'll make people realize that it is a legitimate field of social science.
Anyway, I know this sounded more like shameless self-advertising than a "Welcome Back!" but hey, what else can u expect from Macer75?
I know I posted this song before on a different (now deleted) thread
I've actually had 4 people message me (1 of them constantly) asking me to repost it - and since it seems easier to do so than to keep making excuses (especially as I admitted to saving it before posting it the first time) then here it is again - albeit a few days after my return now
If this thread gets deleted though - I am not reposting it again
Guess who's back?
Back again
Soorat's back!
Tell a friend…
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
They created a monster,
Cuz nobody wants to troll no more, that’s so last year
Now all they want to talk about is people being rude
Only everyone’s complaining in the same mood
Going round in circles, trying not to sound crude
Same voice, same opinion – we can only conclude
No one has anything to say, I mean what’s up dude?
Trying to stand out in the crowd has become a step too far
People become rude to be noticed, now isn’t that bizarre?
But maybe there’s a solution to where we are, so we can all say hurrah
Pushing things a bit we might find our saviour
Well if you want racy, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some white rapper
So you thought I was gone but you can’t keep me down
I may be small and brown, and act the clown
But I always keep what I say as clean so you won’t frown
And now I’m back around
Here to play to the crowd
Now this looks like a job for me
To give some hope to the chess.com community
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
To give some hope to the chess.com community
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
So here it is, my master scheme
While I make sure things are kept clean
And I'll get around to what I mean
Form an orderly queue, and protect your queen
Let’s not forget we’re here to play chess
But I’ve more to say, so before I digress
And leave you all trying to guess,
Or humouring me; “It’s that strange Indian girl again, Oh bless!”
I’m a visionary and vision is scary,
I could start a revolution, so should you be wary?
The fact is that I got reading my song
Even though that voice in your head is so wrong
And now you’ll have that tune going around all day long
Looking up the original on youtube so you prolong
The torture, “Did she plagiarize the whole song? I haven’t a clue..
And do you think that anyone will bother to sue?”
And what’s the worst anyone can do
It’s not like they’ll close my account … doh
Still that’s all in the past, what’s done is done
Let’s let bygones be bygones, and so on and so on
Has anyone noticed I’ve said nothing of meaning yet?
Still, hopefully I’ve not caused any upset
And maybe that’s a solution, so before we forget
It costs nothing to act just a little silly
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
We need some clean honest fun here,
That much is clear
So think fast
Loud gasp
And you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
To give some hope to the chess.com community
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
To give some hope to the chess.com community
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
So here I am, posting something that won’t cause hate
Not being rude, or acting like your mate
It’s possible to post something fun without the need to berate
And while I try to act modest, we all know I’m great
Hopefully I won’t get banned again
Especially as I was innocent, but then
Maybe this is a new side to me, what have they done?
Surely it was only one week I was gone…
But now I am back, let’s have some fun
And this song is almost done, so sing along on the home run
Just note that while there are a million other people posting willy-nilly
Trying to get themselves heard in forum perpetuity
Dodging the ban of this chess bureaucracy
By acting that little bit racy
But never in the same vain as yours truly
So remember that no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
To give some hope to the chess.com community
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
To give some hope to the chess.com community
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Why did the other thread get deleted???
Because the chess.com staff doesn't want to leave the impression that they constantly screw up and ban people mistakenly.
Even when they don't delete them my songs go unappreciated ... like the one I posted in here .... or they get criticised for being too long even though they are supposed to ape the original format ... like in this thread ... http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/who-is-the-most-famous-person-here-on-chesscom?page=36
I am just unappreciated ... sniff ...
although to be fair i didn't post them for recognition - i just formed part of the lyrics while working at work - then the rest either during a break or (in the case of the second one) when i got home
Here's an idea Soorat - record the songs that u write, and post them on YouTube. After all, who wouldn't rather listen to a song than read a huge block of text?
Apeasing the attention span of today's people... Difficult task indeed. Why do you think entertainers make so much money!? lol
And just when you thought you got rid of me too...
Thanks for all your messages of support, not sure how people found out I had been banned and not just closed my account, and really not sure how so many of you got hold of my email address ... but thank you for all the messages and kind words (i even managed to have a thread started on here about me it seems - thanks for pointing that out to me Charlotte)
Half of you are probably thinking - Soorat who? - lol - which is fair enough
Chess.com have said there was some misunderstanding when my account was closed - I think they just couldn't stand my ugly picture any more - (I have now changed it to a generic picture - lol)
I am going to consider the matter publically closed though as I look to continue wasting my life away on this wonderful chess website
Now my boss is looking at his watch which I think means I've spent long enough typing away on his ipad ... back to work I go