I'm depressed and need help.

That's just rude :(

Thanks, me too.

I don’t ever follow professional pool! 😂 🤷‍♂️

Well, yes, it’s a sarcastic thread. I am annoyed at the way Chelsea have played lately, though.

I'm sorry that you're depressed, basix. I hope that you're happier later in your life.

Thank you! I hope Chelsea win on Saturday so I can cartwheel around the room after they win like I always do.

I thought this was a legit thread... still don't know if it is...

So, you are depressed? 😔/j

Yup, I’ve paid to see many counselors and have called helplines to see if my mental health is ok because Chelsea lost. I don’t know how much more legit it could be.

No, he isn't. There's an entire new forum about it

#106 who's in the lead so far?

Liverpool have pretty much won the league now that Chelsea and Arsenal have been losing. They’re 7 or 8 points clear, I think.

“ /j “ means Joking.