I’m too sober for the world

F    C
She told me she’d been with my dad
C7    F
she acted like it was nothing special
F    Bb
It wasn’t like the first she’d had
C    F
She said that I was just sentimental

Bb
And I’ve been drinking all night long
F
But I just can’t forget that girl
C7
And the way she sang that song   F
I’m too sober for the world

She says he’s big and stronger, too
She told me he was really better
And now she’s so in love
And he’s happy to have met her

And I’ve been drinking all night long
But I just can’t forget that girl
And the way she sang that song /
I’m too sober for the world

The tv says we went to war
Because they might someday have weapons
And even though they’re not bad now
They could be when they get them

And I’ve been drinking all night long
Just to block out what I heard
But the bad things just go on
I’m too sober for the world

The doctor says I have to stop
Or else my heart will just stop ticking
I refilled my dixie cup
And said at least this way I’m picking

I’m not going to lie
I mostly blame that girl
But either way I’m going to die
I’m too sober for the world

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