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  1. try not to die(it's ok if you fail, not everyone can be immortal)
  2. when whacking others in the face with pie, never use pumpkin, its far too thick
  3. ostriches make good pets only for children under the age of 5
  4. when being attacked by a wild predatory animal attempt the conflict resolution method instead of running
  5. Steal candy from little children and you shall forever live in their hearts

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Nice advice! It'll help me a lot!

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yal384 wrote:

My life tip, if a siblings is annoying you. Stab em. Then they will shut up 

hmmm i should try that

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yal384 wrote:

My life tip, if a siblings is annoying you. Stab em. Then they will shut up 

rEmEmBeR yAl, ThIs iS a FaMiLy fRiEnDlY wEbSiTe

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NobleElevator wrote:
yal384 wrote:

My life tip, if a siblings is annoying you. Stab em. Then they will shut up 

rEmEmBeR yAl, ThIs iS a FaMiLy fRiEnDlY wEbSiTe

its fine im sure the staff will turn a blind eye to a hvenki post

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yal384 wrote:

My life tip, if a siblings is annoying you. Stab em. Then they will shut up 

well, youre not wrong

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hvenki wrote:

Ostriches are always friendly pets

Especially venomous ones! happy.png

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hvenki wrote:

Ostriches are always friendly pets

ofc

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hvenki wrote:
  1. try not to die(it's ok if you fail, not everyone can be immortal)(especially if you have school sad.png )
  2. when whacking others in the face with pie, never use pumpkin, its far too thick(what about cake?)
  3. ostriches make good pets only for children under the age of 5.(i agree)
  4. when being attacked by a wild predatory animal attempt the conflict resolution method instead of running
  5. Steal candy from little children and you shall forever live in their hearts(plus candys tasty!)

Add more or else your a pleb and(or) weeb(thats great!)

 

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16 post in 5 min?????

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hvenki wrote:
Dah_Happyhoppyhorsi3 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
  1. try not to die(it's ok if you fail, not everyone can be immortal)(especially if you have school  )
  2. when whacking others in the face with pie, never use pumpkin, its far too thick(what about cake?)
  3. ostriches make good pets only for children under the age of 5.(i agree)
  4. when being attacked by a wild predatory animal attempt the conflict resolution method instead of running
  5. Steal candy from little children and you shall forever live in their hearts(plus candys tasty!)

Add more or else your a pleb and(or) weeb

 

yes, but no coconut cake because coconut cake is poisonous

no banana either, because banana way to powerful sad.png

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hvenki wrote:
Dah_Happyhoppyhorsi3 wrote:
hvenki wrote:
  1. try not to die(it's ok if you fail, not everyone can be immortal)(especially if you have school  )
  2. when whacking others in the face with pie, never use pumpkin, its far too thick(what about cake?)
  3. ostriches make good pets only for children under the age of 5.(i agree)
  4. when being attacked by a wild predatory animal attempt the conflict resolution method instead of running
  5. Steal candy from little children and you shall forever live in their hearts(plus candys tasty!)

Add more or else your a pleb and(or) weeb

 

yes, but no coconut cake because coconut cake is poisonous

i thought poison is gud for u

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MISTER_McCHESS wrote:

when cooking meat, make sure it's 100% dead first

if you want live meat, become a twex when you grow up

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yal384 wrote:

Another one is banish thy that hate bananas. They are a disgrace to our world 

bananas r gross we should just eat them all happy.png

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hvenki wrote:

Ya'll are savages

again thats prob a gud thing

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hvenki wrote:

abusing children is fun

u mean abusing adults right

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RAWR!!11!11!1!11!1!!!1

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