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VocalSiren
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? And who’s responsible for fixing it? Do they just quietly make a new edition, hoping no one noticed the typo in the last one? Or do they issue an apology, like ‘Sorry, we accidentally changed the meaning of ‘flamingo’ to ’flying pizza’?
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Why do we say ‘sleep like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours screaming, crying, and demanding attention? Shouldn’t we say sleep like a teenager sleeping through every possible noise and not waking up until noon because it’s just how they roll
Guonathonking

Once your dead, can u come back as a GIRL OR BOY OR SHARK? if thats true… i wonder what animal or thing i was in the 1700s… : D but creepy

TheRealTorchLit
“I really hope that the shampoo bottle falling didn’t wake my brother up…”
LikeChess78

Uh, I'm freezing, why foesn't this water get warm😠 ... *20 seconds later* Aaaaaaw darn this, it burnt me...😡 *puts the water tap on moderate* Damn this bro, It' freezing again... * puts the water tap a bit warmer* Kkk fine. *10 seconds later* Oh shhhh- I'm burning again💀 (The cycle repeats every minute)

LikeChess78

Thoughts: If I was an inventor, I'd invent a water tap that you could set the water temperature for it, when the temperature had became true, water would come out.

ApplesAreSuperior

THUNDERSTRUCK... ...(Me crashing kut to the jam of rock... ive got my playlist playing at max in my shower and just rock out)

ApplesAreSuperior

*out

Farism11
Mmm warm water blublublublub
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