Once your dead, can u come back as a GIRL OR BOY OR SHARK? if thats true… i wonder what animal or thing i was in the 1700s… : D but creepy
Insert your shower thoughts here

Uh, I'm freezing, why foesn't this water get warm😠 ... *20 seconds later* Aaaaaaw darn this, it burnt me...😡 *puts the water tap on moderate* Damn this bro, It' freezing again... * puts the water tap a bit warmer* Kkk fine. *10 seconds later* Oh shhhh- I'm burning again💀 (The cycle repeats every minute)

Thoughts: If I was an inventor, I'd invent a water tap that you could set the water temperature for it, when the temperature had became true, water would come out.
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Why do we say ‘sleep like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours screaming, crying, and demanding attention? Shouldn’t we say sleep like a teenager sleeping through every possible noise and not waking up until noon because it’s just how they roll