Inside of a Michelin start restaurant

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#20 ikr. But MY FINGER HURTS

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Wait, we don’t even have ketchup in this whole restaurant, how you are saying it is ketchup?
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Ummmmm

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We dont have bandaids

I think you should cauterize the blood now

*I open the stove*

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KaiserKatz wrote:
Wait, we don’t even have ketchup in this whole restaurant, how you are saying it is ketchup?

Uh..

It's not ketchup it's hot sauce 😀

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The waiter serving the food:
costumer: is this fish organic and from the sea nearby?
waiter: yes it is
*serving 1 month old fish from China
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KaiserKatz wrote:
The waiter serving the food:
costumer: is this fish organic and from the sea nearby?
waiter: yes it is
*serving 1 month old fish from China

Chef what does this anecdote mean

We know our fish is new.

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Why there is a pile of rotten chicken over there? Please don’t say you are going to serve it
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KaiserKatz wrote:
Why there is a pile of rotten chicken over there? Please don’t say you are going to serve it

Actually I don't know how it ended up here

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Please do We have a customer

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Yes we had one, he just died of rotten fish
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"Um , the fish wasn't rotten. It was poisoned and served with rotten rice"

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WHY IS THERE BAKING SODA ON THE CEILING
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Let’s cook the backing soda and serve it as truffle powder to the costumers, they can not tell the difference
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*starts cooking a bowl of Cacca di cavallo (Italian delicacy)*

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**playing tomodachi life on the job**
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RuneOfTheDeltas2012 wrote:
**playing tomodachi life on the job**

STOP ORDERING 500 MARLBORO REDS DELTAS

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Pulls out entire PC and starts playing TF2
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Look i Made cacca di cavallo!!

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**uses a singular hand to grab the whole thing and eat it**
Mmm thanks! Now what was the order again?
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