Is Chess Bad for your Brain?

Oh.  ........ lol ....

I thought there was an elipsis in front of the White House.

An ellipse is a locust, as my math teechur used to say...

Good point!  Say "an elipse is in front of the White House," and you've got yourself a homonym!   ..... which is now legal in many states .....

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Darn it howed that x sneek in there, now im wide awake

It's the x factor

Chess is not bad in limits.

But can result in chess adiction after playing too much chess

Too much chess can result in chess aversion if you ask me.

Chess aversion therapy:

On the screen is an endless loop of videos by the Backyard Professor.

I certainly hope so! Haven't you heard about all those kids with latent conditions kicking-in after one "harmless" encounter with -say- a single Ruy Lopez?! You just can't be too careful!
When I was a lad it turned you into a pervert. And a communist. As well as all that genetic damage. Not to mention the paranoid, psycopathic, jumping-off-buildings, layabout surfie stuff...

A latent chess condition would need a good chess conditioner, or your hair could get all matey

Re the picture above:  I knew chess players, as a group, were... "weird."  But This?! ... who comes up this stuff?  Oh, right ... chess players.

She seems to have a checkered past!

Who comes up with puns this Dreadful?!!  ... oh, right..... chess players.

Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well ... a man of infinite jest, who castled too late.

Yow, looks like the tattoo was too deep!

I'd forgotten about this forum for awhile ... chess causing memory problems ... brain loss ........ what? ...... oh, dear...

Something or other.

Maybe a sideshow would provide the necessary recharge to the old brain cells: