Jerl the squirrel
Is IM Jeremy Silman chess Jesus?

You had to go there didn't you? Go and cast the dark and cold shadow of doubt and sarcasm over a thread that has gone so well so far. Why not? Let's call Silman Elvis why don't we? Just laugh at the conclusive research I have done, spit in the face of fact. Just derail the whole thing why don't you? Nobody worked hard to compile all this, nobody cares if you come here and wipe the dirty boot of mockery on my labors.

I have a theory that Jeremy Silman is really Michael Jackson, who only pretended to be dead to get out of doing a tour of the uk, but instead had plastic surgery, changed his nose (again) and wrote books on chess.
Please, accept my apology, duck! I bet you! I am just a man! Men make mistakes!
Christmas, I.E the birth of Christ,
Is in the 25th.
That's only a 3 day difference!

I'd say no, cause no one has ever bathed his feet with their hair.
But then yes, he can bring his queen back to life.
But then no, cause he's never fed a whole chess tournament out of just a few fish.
But then yes, cause at tournaments he's surrounded by wise men.
I dunno.
🐿🐿🐿🐿 squirrels