Is IM Jeremy Silman chess Jesus?

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fathamster

🐿🐿🐿🐿 squirrels

fathamster

Jerl the squirrel

Floating-Duck

This thread might die at some point but it will probably keep resurrecting.

Floating-Duck

Thanks Jeremy Silman

fathamster

Give it three days...

Floating-Duck

That would require another miracle

JustOneUSer
I think he's the Buddha as well...
Floating-Duck

Nobody is the Buddha, except you. And me. And everybody else.

JustOneUSer
The original one
JustOneUSer
Jeremy is chuck Norris, to.
Floating-Duck

You had to go there didn't you? Go and cast the dark and cold shadow of doubt and sarcasm over a thread that has gone so well so far. Why not? Let's call Silman Elvis why don't we? Just laugh at the conclusive research I have done, spit in the face of fact. Just derail the whole thing why don't you? Nobody worked hard to compile all this, nobody cares if you come here and wipe the dirty boot of mockery on my labors.

fathamster

I have a theory that Jeremy Silman is really Michael Jackson, who only pretended to be dead to get out of doing a tour of the uk, but instead had plastic surgery, changed his nose (again) and wrote books on chess.

Floating-Duck

See now that is a relevant and helpful theory backed up by more helpful theory. thanks hamster.

JustOneUSer
Sorry, what have i done?!?!

Please, accept my apology, duck! I bet you! I am just a man! Men make mistakes!
Floating-Duck

Ah...my little remora fish has arrived to come bask in the duck's glory

Floating-Duck

Also, apology accepted vonjames, it takes guts to apologise. 

Floating-Duck

It also takes balls which is why kaynight doesn't understand it 

JustOneUSer
He is born on the 28th,

Christmas, I.E the birth of Christ,

Is in the 25th.

That's only a 3 day difference!
JustOneUSer
He was born in Del Rio.

Meaning "the river".

Jesus was often compared to a river of life.
Endapuppy
Is Jeremy Silman chess Jesus? ...

I'd say no, cause no one has ever bathed his feet with their hair.
But then yes, he can bring his queen back to life.
But then no, cause he's never fed a whole chess tournament out of just a few fish.
But then yes, cause at tournaments he's surrounded by wise men.

I dunno.