I’ve fallen for Shakira.

So there I am, watching the copa America final on my tv upstairs, and soon, the 45th minute strikes and halftime comes. I thought about coming to otf or doing something else during this time, but instead, I decided to watch the halftime show. During this time, I was so lovestruck by Shakira’s performance, that I had completely forgotten Ari was in the room! From the beginning of “hips don’t lie” to the end of her performance, I knew I was in love. When the second half whistle sounded, I couldn’t even focus on the match anymore. Even when Argentina scored in extra time, I was emotionless. All I thought of was Shakira. Fine, pretty, swexy Shakira. Even during the trophy presentations, I took no pictures. I just sat there, pondering. So is it safe to say that I’ve fallen for Shakira? Her halftime show performance really was amazing.

What about Ari 😱

Ughhhhhhh I told you not to do it, Basix.

Well, it’s probably time to explain to Ari that this is joke.

Nooo! I Ari is better than this Shakira

Shakira isn't swexy at all.

U R betraying Ari 🙀 don’t do that‼️

She might take away my cheesecake privileges.

Shakira🫷🐱 👍 Ariana Grande

Arh narh

Oof, why would you tell such a huge lie?

Well, it appears she hasn’t seen this thread yet. I haven’t her shout “basix, we have to talk!!!” Yet.

Where is she rn?

lmao poor ari

#10 When you do that, then I will force you to eat only cheesecake and sparkling water for the rest of your life

i dont know how to respond.

Looks like she’s working on her album.

Niceeeeeeee

Yes please!

No can do. Then she’ll yell at me than this. But don’t worry, once I explain this is a just a joke, she’ll laugh it off and be fine. It just may take a few hours.