why'd the chicken cross the mobius strip?
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A kid, a protester, and a homeless man walk into a bar. The kid was rejected because he looked under 21 years old. The protester was rejected because he wasn’t wearing a mask. The homeless man was rejected because he didn’t have any money. They all went home without a single sip of beer.
The next day, all 3 of them came back to the same bar. This time the kid had a very convincing fake ID, the protester wore a medical mask, and the homeless man had saved enough money for a beer. They all drank alcohol and had a great day.
The end.
The next day, all 3 of them came back to the same bar. This time the kid had a very convincing fake ID, the protester wore a medical mask, and the homeless man had saved enough money for a beer. They all drank alcohol and had a great day.
The end.
said ouch
Boom?
😂
technical_knockout wrote:
what's red & bad for your teeth?
A fire ax. A flare gun. Both? Ima say both.
Yeah that too….
Jan 17, 2022
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A white horse walks into a pub, the landlord says we've got a drink named after you. The horse replies, ok I'll have a pint of Dobbin.
It’s so funny since it’s so usmpexpected. I thought you’d say something witty.