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technical_knockout

lean beef.

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what do you call a cow with no legs?

DefenderPug2

Ground beef

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bingo.

DefenderPug2

And bingo was his name……..o

DJossund
Lol 😂
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why'd the inner-city english teacher switch to math?

DefenderPug2

He was tired of teaching English.

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she heard there was safety in numbers.

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what has 4 legs and flies?

snoozyman
Unicorn?
krazeechess
Gymstar074600 wrote:

lol I saw something like that from Luke Davison on tik tok

OMG SAME but on yt shorts

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picnic table.

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chuck norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.

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also, his tears cure cancer.

too bad he's never cried... EVER.

snoozyman
Nice
technical_knockout

he once killed 2 stones with 1 bird.

Hehehehehe2024

"How many legs does a dog have if you call it's tail a leg? Four. Saying a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg." Abraham Lincoln

Not a joke, but still slightly humorous, with a good point to it.

technical_knockout

4 out of 3 people are bad at math.

did you know that 76% of polls are made up?

kidathome07
*cop pulls a smoking driver over
“ Sir, how high are you?”

*guy says “No officer, it’s Hi, how are you”
Rolls up window and speeds away