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I don’t see the humor either, but still... great joke
Jan 26, 2022
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#63
#62 no it’s really not funny 🤣
Ever get tired of boiling water for pasta? Jus boil 6 gallons at the start of the week and save them for later. 🤣
Ever get tired of boiling water for pasta? Jus boil 6 gallons at the start of the week and save them for later. 🤣
Jan 26, 2022
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#64
it's an 'anti-joke'.
basically: 'beer is good'.
i think it's hilarious.
A frog walked into a bank to get a loan.
The loan officer, Miss Patty Whack, asked "What do you have for collateral?"
"All I've got is this little crystal statue." said the frog.
"Oh dear, I'll have to show it to the bank manager to see if he'll accept it."
She took the little statue and went to see the manager.
"Sir, there's a frog outside that wants a loan but all he has for collateral is this little ... well, I don't know what it is exactly.
"Let me see it" said the manager.
The manager examined the little statue and said
"That's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan."
Jan 26, 2022
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#69
string walks into a bar:
bartender says 'hey, no strings allowed!'
he goes out, ruffles his hair, gets tied up & walks in.
bartender says 'hey, aren't you that string?'
string says 'nope, i'm a frayed knot.'
technical_knockout wrote:
string walks into a bar:
bartender says 'hey, no strings allowed!'
he goes out, ruffles his hair, gets tied up & walks in.
bartender says 'hey, aren't you that string?'
string says 'nope, i'm a frayed knot.'
I.love.this
It’s nice isn’t it?
Jan 26, 2022
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#72
when geese migrate, why is one side of their V-formation always longer?
technical_knockout wrote:
when geese migrate, why is one side of their V-formation always longer?
Dunno
Makes sense 😂
technical_knockout wrote:
there's more geese in it.
))) funny
The old russian joke. But I don't know... do you understand it or don't ?
Man came to apply for job in russian police.
Police officer asked him:
- How much is two + two ?
Man answered
- two
- think more !
- two
- think one time more!
- two.
Officer wrote the resolution.
Take him in service. He is an idiot but very stubborn and persistent.
)
Jan 26, 2022
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#78
two men share a couple of fish:
they each know that good manners dictates that the first to reach out should grab the smaller one to be polite, so they take turns saying 'please, after YOU!'
finally, one man tires of the game & takes the bigger fish anyways. the other guy immediately says 'hey, you went first... and you took the bigger fish!'
guy one: 'oh yeah, what would you have done?'
guy two: 'well, i would have taken the smaller one!'
guy one: 'so great... what's the problem!?' 😆
Cats love fish... I know.
technical_knockout wrote:
two men share a couple of fish:
they each know that good manners dictates that the first to reach out should grab the smaller one to be polite, so they take turns saying 'please, after YOU!'
finally, one man tires of the game & takes the bigger fish anyways. the other guy immediately says 'hey, you went first... and you took the bigger fish!'
guy one: 'oh yeah, what would you have done?'
guy two: 'well, i would have taken the smaller one!'
guy one: 'so great... what's the problem!?' 😆
I heard the russian version of this story.
Husband: - But what would you have done?
Wife : - I would take the little fish, of course !
Husband: - Dear, I knew that. This is why I took the big one...
)
The next day, all 3 of them came back to the same bar. This time the kid had a very convincing fake ID, the protester wore a medical mask, and the homeless man had saved enough money for a beer. They all drank alcohol and had a great day.
The end.
Is it funny ?
American humor is such ? )