two men share a couple of fish:
they each know that good manners dictates that the first to reach out should grab the smaller one to be polite, so they take turns saying 'please, after YOU!'
finally, one man tires of the game & takes the bigger fish anyways. the other guy immediately says 'hey, you went first... and you took the bigger fish!'
guy one: 'oh yeah, what would you have done?'
guy two: 'well, i would have taken the smaller one!'
guy one: 'so great... what's the problem!?' 😆
This appeases me.
lol