How did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the chicken's foot
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What animal gets in trouble the most during tests?
Cheetahs
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RonaldJosephCote wrote:
What's the difference between an onion.....and a banjo? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food.......no atmosphere.
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What do you call a gator in a vest?
An investigator! 
A joke? DC
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her over
I didn't actually, but that's beyond the point
Why did the farmer pick all the berries?
It was the ripe thing to do
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy
What is so fragile that even saying it’s name can break it?
Silence
Silence
Why did the waiter wear roller skates?
She wanted to serve fast food.
What do you call i when your candy bar breaks in half?
Snack Break
What did the sheep buy from the vending machine?
Candy baa's
What becomes bigger the more you take from it?
A hole
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