How did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the chicken's foot
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What animal gets in trouble the most during tests?
Cheetahs
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RonaldJosephCote wrote:
What's the difference between an onion.....and a banjo? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food.......no atmosphere.
Like it! 
What do you call a gator in a vest?
An investigator! 
A joke? DC
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her over
I didn't actually, but that's beyond the point
Why did the farmer pick all the berries?
It was the ripe thing to do
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy
Why did the waiter wear roller skates?
She wanted to serve fast food.
What do you call i when your candy bar breaks in half?
Snack Break
What becomes bigger the more you take from it?
A hole
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