Jokes and Riddles

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrgh!

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here's a joke about corona:

Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

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Why wasthe “s” close to the “t”.

Because it needed a space