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Nov 7, 2018
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selkea wrote:
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
That is awesome
Mi_Amigo wrote:
do you want us to say "what?"
dunno
Tigerfunx wrote:
selkea wrote:
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
That is awesome
RIP selkea
@selkea
OOF
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Genie- I grant you three wishes!
Guy- I wish for world pea...
Genie- Booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggg Your Eyes can shoot lasers now, next wish
Hai
Mi_Amigo wrote:
Genie- I grant you three wishes!
Guy- I wish for world pea...
Genie- Booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggg Your Eyes can shoot lasers now, next wish
lol
OOF
I did
I see that you like space...
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