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you guys seem messed up, have you tried closing your accounts?

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Never heard of it...

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All I wanted was four pikas...
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Yeah
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We gotta get the jokes back
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Knock Knock

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?
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queenamythehedgehog wrote:

Pinocchio was fed up with the recent complaints from his wife. "Every time we make love, I get splinters." So, Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the Carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter, "that's what you need." So, Pinocchio took the sandpaper home. A few weeks later, the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting along with the girls now?" \ "Who needs girls?" replied Pinocchio. 

I get it now

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...

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Knock knock

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I don't know (prepare for seriously cringy punchline)

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Wut
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HEY I’ll give out trophies for joke competitions
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Cool pikas say “wut”?
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#661?
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#663
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Yhw Si siht gnineppah?
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Sdrawkcab klat!
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Sekoj ytinrete!
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