Jokes Eternity

Sort:
winston_weng

@woollensock

Magnetta123

Right....what?

Magnetta123

shut up....

Magnetta123

no...Don't do that

Magnetta123

Better---#Liveforfun

Magnetta123

lol grin.png

Glad_chess

I Went To The Doctors And I Received Medicine. On It Labelled XXXXX Cough Syrup If Swallowed, See A Doctor. Then I Went To See The Doctor Again And Was Given A Similar Medicine. What A Waste Of Money!

Magnetta123

When is America's independence day?

Pg. 189 of our History text book

Glad_chess

When Was Trump Born? When The US China Trade War Began

winston_weng

I didn't get any of them but um, sure I guess.

HarryMaguire-05
My friend told me that there were 5 dumb people in the room and that guy over there was 3 of them
ericthatwho

A childs prayer: Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandads computer.

Magnetta123
noobmuffin wrote:
My friend told me that there were 5 dumb people in the room and that guy over there was 3 of them

That was funny

HarryMaguire-05
Thx
HarryMaguire-05
Smart marketing
CatsWithWings00

Farting in a lift is wrong on many levels. 

CatsWithWings00

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

ericthatwho

Elevator smells different to Midget! 

CatsWithWings00

My boss told me to have a good day....so I went home. 

CatsWithWings00

Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' 

Because every play has a cast.