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Right....what?

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shut up....

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no...Don't do that

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Better---#Liveforfun

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I Went To The Doctors And I Received Medicine. On It Labelled XXXXX Cough Syrup If Swallowed, See A Doctor. Then I Went To See The Doctor Again And Was Given A Similar Medicine. What A Waste Of Money!

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When is America's independence day?

Pg. 189 of our History text book

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When Was Trump Born? When The US China Trade War Began

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I didn't get any of them but um, sure I guess.

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My friend told me that there were 5 dumb people in the room and that guy over there was 3 of them
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A childs prayer: Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandads computer.

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noobmuffin wrote:
My friend told me that there were 5 dumb people in the room and that guy over there was 3 of them

That was funny

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Thx
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Smart marketing
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Farting in a lift is wrong on many levels. 

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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Elevator smells different to Midget! 

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My boss told me to have a good day....so I went home. 

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Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' 

Because every play has a cast. 

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"