HessianWarrior wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:
Riddle-My girlfriend once asked me to kiss her where it smelt, where did I kiss her?
In Jersey.
No but you are on the right track, in Tacoma.
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how do you get a pingpong ball out of a gopher hole without anything to dig it up with?
chessgdt wrote:
how do you get a pingpong ball out of a gopher hole without anything to dig it up with?
Shop vac.
HessianWarrior wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
how do you get a pingpong ball out of a gopher hole without anything to dig it up with?
Shop vac.
i forgot to mention deep in a gopher hole
and what about my chicken one?
chessgdt wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
how do you get a pingpong ball out of a gopher hole without anything to dig it up with?
Shop vac.
i forgot to mention deep in a gopher hole
Dynamite.
ball blows up too
chessgdt wrote:
ball blows up too
Maybe not if you are careful, or try something calmer like putting the hose in the hole and fill it with water, or better yet plead with the gopher to return it.
HessianWarrior wrote:
chessgdt wrote:
ball blows up too
Maybe not if you are careful, or try something calmer like putting the hose in the hole and fill it with water, or better yet plead with the gopher to return it.
hose is correct
there are two people who look exactly alike, are from the same mom and are not twins. how?
May 30, 2012
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chessgdt wrote:
there are two people who look exactly alike and are not twins. how?
doppelgangers
chessgdt wrote:
there are two people who look exactly alike and are not twins. how?
Two Clones with the same DNA and same birth date but different wombs. It has to be right because it is possible.
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run... lol
chessgdt wrote:
lol
new riddle: what walks on 4 legs in da mornin, 2 in da afternoon, and 3 in da evening?
a baby, an adult,and an old person with a cane
iv've heard that
lol
Another one!
The doctor to the patient: "You are very sick"
The patient to the doctor: "Can I get a second opinion?"
The doctor again: "Yes, you are very ugly too..."
new edit to mine
why did the chicken cross the road?
yes...