A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter comes out, holding a gun, and points it at the man's head. The man gets up and says thank you, and leaves. Why? You may ask yes or no questions to help you get the answer.
*hic*
Good ones, killergirl.
FASCINATING
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy.
Tell me about it, I'm 4' 8"
How short must you be to be considered a dwarf
idk
58 inches.
hahaha
want to hear a clean joke? A boy took a bath with bubbles.
want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
nice
want 2 hear a dirty joke?
a white horse jumped in mud!
as i bit into a necterine i noticed it had a very pleasurable taste to it-until i realized it was really a HUMAN HEAD!!!!!!!
58 inches.
Tall people, have you ever had a song written for you?
Us "short people" have, thanks to Randy Newman, of course he did slammed us. 
Three guys walk into a bar...the fourth one ducked.
i dont get it
Yes you do.
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.
EVER WONDER .....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?