jokes riddels gags

no, and another clue is the thing on his neck is a collar

Was he also wearing a leash?

his collar was wet and when it dried by the fire, it constricted and strangled him

basically yes, the collar froze, then the ice melted, wetting it, and the collar shrank, choking it.

There are two guys dead in a cabin in the mountains. How did they die?

it was cold?

Here is an easy one because you have time to think about it. "What  continent has the most time zones?" (Better told to your boss in front of co-workers so it makes him look like a moron)

Antarctica

Yeah.

That was a good one H-dub. Btw, is your nemesis Shogun Warrior?

no

idk what 2 do about u*sigh*

My only nemesis on Chess.com is Trysts.

who's trysts? and who's shogun warrier?

trysts is a person who posts on the forums a lot, has gotten chess player of the month, and shogun warrior is a joke because a hessian warrior and shogun warrior can be against each other?

I don't know Shogun_Warrior, and you can look up Trysts on "Search Members". You can also find her on CPOTM May 2012 cont. on Hot Topics.

They were in the cabin of an airplane that smacked into the mountain.

wheres search members?

Try searching for it.

That makes total sense, how could anybody say anything other than another story that fits the riddle line? Both would be true.