Just won my first medal 🏅 ✌️😾
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Just got back from the Tokyo Olympics , where I managed to win gold in the 200 metres sprint for felines 🥇....... I cruised over the finishing line some 20 meters in front of my nearest rival , who was some overweight Mexican ginger feline. I’m now chilling out with my favourite Booz and a scrumptious grilled mouse burger !
Your not a cat... your a hom*o sapien like the all the users on this website woollensock2...
Living the gimmick maybe you should have a prowrestling tryout for a jobber status woman... or man
Jeez another disbeliever ! ........you humans are all the same ! Duh 🙀
A cats brain has not evolved to this level woollen... just admit it like a hom*o sapien...
I give you a game against me...
Sorry but you’re just not in my class dude . Us felines are are a bit picky about who we play with ! ✌️😹
I think meself that Woolly has been imbibing a bit too much Booz! 
Updates from the Medal Table shows :
7. Australia 3 1 5
5. England 4 5 4
The Aussies are actually ahead of the Poms on the table since they received their 4 Gold medals for sculling the most beers at a dozen pubs around Tokyo, and that obviously doesn't count.
That depends on the quality of the beer mate ! ......us brits know what a good beer 🍺 is , not like that cabbage juice you wallaby’s drink ! ✌️😎
The cabbage juice seems to be working - 15 Medals each, but look who's in front now!
5. Australia 6 1 8
6. England 5 6 4
Australia v Great Britain : Women's Football - first ever meeting.
How did the Poms lose that???
They were 2-1 up with 1 minute to go. Aussies won 4-2.
The Thunder from Down Under with the Never Say Die attitude !!!
Louis Lunchbox won a silver medal.for.pressups
Madam.Marfona said he was not HARD enough and gave him.a limp.raspberry
Woooohooo!
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The total medal tally for us Poms , is more than what you wallaby’s have ! ✌️🤪
True - but we have more of that Golden Stuff - the 9 that matters.
Australia 9 2 11
Great Britain 6 9 9
The Poms have now got a massive 12 more Medals more than us . . . . . . . . but wait . . . . . . . . hold on just a sec . . . . . . . . let's have a look at the Medal Table.
4. Australia 15 4 16
5. Great Britain 14 18 15
The Aussies still have more of that GOLD stuff !!!
Who won.the.gold medal.for winning the Drongo.race ? 😁
The Aussies of course ✌️😎
Btw the brits have more gold now , than the Aussies ✌️😎
👍👍👍🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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Woollensock2 wrote:
Just got back from the Tokyo Olympics , where I managed to win gold in the 200 metres sprint for felines 🥇....... I cruised over the finishing line some 20 meters in front of my nearest rival , who was some overweight Mexican ginger feline. I’m now chilling out with my favourite Booz and a scrumptious grilled mouse burger !
Lol I don't know if I can believe that sock
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