broke free from my cell some time ago, ya'll aint livin while sulking in your prison...superman, I grabbed your cape, threw ya back. It gave me momentum to get on track...i'm on top of the hill, o what a thrill. See all ya punks down below...Now I chill and enjoy a taco.
King of the hill

he cant eat food without taking off the helmet, he freezes, dies, and explodes and supermans adhesive means he was always stuck in the same spot, unable to move or do anything

whoa whoa whoa...i'm chillin up in hurrr eatin my taco...crashcrash goes crash and burn, not your turn, chill with the boys and play with your toys.

i blow up the moon build a machine that teleports me(only me) to a different timeline where the first hill exists and no ones tried to take it yet, I take it.

this seems interesting
unfortunately for you...
you died of boredom flying there
and im a martian so i was already there :/

No, a toddler is a child of about 2 or 3 years old. That is why I said that this guys have still the mentality of a toddler and even 10 year olds would find them childish.

but what you didn't know is that my cells are blast resistant, so then I went to the machine, and melted it, everything dissapearces from existance, you, and the hill, both vanish out of existance, unable to come back. i use your jetpack to take me to mars, and i take one of the hills there.
too late I already escaped to the other timeline and I come back because the timeline I got into had technology that kills your cells They let me take some with me and I go to the hill and kill your cells(my suit protects me)
Im too fast for cells to stay on me