King of the hill

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Madman51

Im too fast for cells to stay on me

MEXIMARTINI

 broke free from my cell some time ago, ya'll aint livin while sulking in your prison...superman, I grabbed your cape, threw ya back.  It gave me momentum to get on track...i'm on top of the hill, o what a thrill.  See all ya punks down below...Now I chill and enjoy a taco.

Madman51

he cant eat food without taking off the helmet, he freezes, dies, and explodes and supermans adhesive means he was always stuck in the same spot, unable to move or do anything

Crashcrash777

Since you never officially took the hill, I claim the hill.

MEXIMARTINI

whoa whoa whoa...i'm chillin up in hurrr eatin my taco...crashcrash goes crash and burn, not your turn, chill with the boys and play with your toys.

MEXIMARTINI

Well....it was fun while it lasted..

Madman51

i blow up the moon build a machine that teleports me(only me) to a different timeline where the first hill exists and no ones tried to take it yet, I take it.

MagikKnight21

this seems interesting

unfortunately for you...

you died of boredom flying there

and im a martian so i was already there :/

MagikKnight21

Super effective!

But I can control time.

I stop time for you and blast you off mars.

Pashak1989

Even 10 year olds would find this so childish. 

Pashak1989

That is the scariest part, you are actually older but still have the mentality of a toddler. 

chessfightstream
Ten year olds are toddlers? Uh oh, now superman isn't the only one acting juvenile....
Pashak1989

No, a toddler is a child of about 2 or 3 years old. That is why I said that this guys have still the mentality of a toddler and even 10 year olds would find them childish. 

MagikKnight21

I am a grown mature toddler trying to have fun.

Madman51

but what you didn't know is that my cells are blast resistant, so then I went to the machine, and melted it, everything dissapearces from existance, you, and the hill, both vanish out of existance, unable to come back. i use your jetpack to take me to mars, and i take one of the hills there.

too late I already escaped to the other timeline and I come back because the timeline I got into had technology that kills your cells They let me take some with me and I go to the hill and kill your cells(my suit protects me)

Pashak1989

He said you are an idiot. But that is not news for anybody. 

MagikKnight21

Alright look buddy.

We're here to have some comic relief.

So how about you go away and let us do whatever we want.

This isn't a complaining thread.

MagikKnight21

Are we allowed to report him for this?

He's not using the thread correctly.

chessfightstream
Yeah toleration is the best....not.!!!
Madman51

sorry superman no cracks