King of the Hill REVAMPED

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eryxc
Benjibass wrote:

The force exists forever.LOL

Oh shit, i’m in trouble

eryxc

But I will deal with it in a few when homework done, okay?

Benjibass

Before time and after time.lol

Benjibass

OK.

 

hitthepin
Oh. Ok then.
CuteBunny123
Doh...
hitthepin

Let’s think... what can be used to fight the Force? Magic?

DeliciousFreeSample
Gravitational soul magic.
I fling ALL OF YOU off my gosh darn hill.
DeliciousFreeSample
It's MINE now NYEH hehehe heh hahahahhahahahahah....
eryxc

Okay I use the TARDIS’ forcefield ability to deflect the Force and call in Luke-y boy (Luke Skywalker) to try and control the Force and then if that doesn’t work, I take my sonic screwdriver and call captain Picard (since he isn’t dead yet!) and phone in some photons... IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, I take my TARDIS and trap the Force in my TARDIS. Therefore trapping me here outside the TARDIS and in this time but only the Time Lords can work the TARDIS and the only time lord left is me... because I killed the other time lords in a time war and left Galfrey in a time pocket that you can’t find. So I am the only one left to take the hill!! (IT TOOK ME TWENTY MINUTES TO GET THIS!!!!!!!!) OMG I WIN AT THE END OF TIME!

hitthepin
Except you forget the 967,817,213 other hills that are mine, forever out of you reach because each of my doppelgängers killed yours, then used the Fore to hold them in impenetrable stasis forever.
eryxc
hitthepin wrote:
Except you forget the 967,817,213 other hills that are mine, forever out of you reach because each of my doppelgängers killed yours, then used the Fore to hold them in impenetrable stasis forever.

I don’t care! I have one hill!

hitthepin
Ok. That’s fair.
eryxc
hitthepin wrote:
Ok. That’s fair.

Yeah

DeliciousFreeSample
How about I get the Death Star to destroy this planet of hills.

Then no one
I repeat no one
Can rule any hill.
NYEH heh heh.
Spaghetti
eryxc
DeliciousFreeSample wrote:
How about I get the Death Star to destroy this planet of hills.

Then no one
I repeat no one
Can rule any hill.
NYEH heh heh.
Spaghetti

It’s only one hill and it’s alternate universes lol

hitthepin

What’s the point of KOTH when there’s no hill?

Benjibass

I own all the hills, you can not use a force remover to remove the force there is nothing that can remove it..lol

Benjibass

Amen

 

DeliciousFreeSample
Hm is there an edgy alternate hill I could settle on with edgy spaghetti?