King of the Hill REVAMPED

Well, I’m saying it now. And you tone suggests that of being not a teacher but a critic. And, frankly, the thread is now moving away from its purpose. So let’s get back on track.

I shoot every bush around the hill.

I can block you.

I hack all the weapons of the world attack the hill and everyone on it making sure most die and if not I save backup weapons in case individually killing them with 1 weapon after that I have BACKUP BACKUP weapons own the judicial court making it illegal for any law then make anyone else remaining of the hill and after that I use my power at the judicial court and own the property and control government then I take time to relax and meditate which gets me in nirvana making me immortal and then after that since I took over every police station and court I then own land around the hill making it illegal to go through that and to make sure as head of court I and chief of police and rule government I make everyone deport out of the country of the destination of the hill and put electrical cages stone walls around the hill impossible to penetrate and impossible to destroys and I take all the inventions so going back in time is impossible and I nuke the country with my BACK UP BACKUP BACKUP weapons making everyone who lives in the country die and with all my remaining weapons I nuke all remaining countries and take control of them and kill them each with soldiers which I watch them doing then I kill them with a poisonous gas making me the only living human then after that I own the world with that i kill all animals and be king of the hill forever as there is nothing or no one to get it as there all dead

^^^

This is precisely why I said we have to keep it realistic.

Sorry

is drugging people and cementing them to the ground SEVERAL TIMES mind you, realistic to you?

It is. At least much more realistic than neutron bombs and comment 50.

Getting blow darts and cement isnt that hard, Magik.

OK WE GET IT

k u have a point there

but cement is srupid lmao

 

 

and no srupid is not a typo

I suck at the game

Either way, once I see HitThePin shooting bushes I move while he is shooting different bushes and up into a tree, concealed heavily by branches and leaves.

Ah, but mintwarrior does not understand that he was placed into a virtual reality! This is how he was able to nuke everyone. In reality, I have the Hill.

I chop the tree down using an axe.

Why/how do you know Im in the tree while you were busy shooting bushes?

Good point.

Forget the part about me chopping down trees. I instead set up motion detectors around the hill.

And he realizes this once he reaches where ever he reaches after death or if he reaches this anywhere ( religion)

I’m not sure I understand what you’re talking about.

wOte