problem solved.
kingsonicthehedgehog

what? why is that shape shifter even talking like me? why does it have my profile picture? why does it have my username? why does it have my NAME??

one head is a little bigger and a minor change in the name. clever. i wonder what this is going to be set up to be.

I can't take much more of this!!
Weirdo, talk to me. Who are you? And why is your name my name?

absolutely fascinating. i wish i got so much attention. this is worth $100 to pay for. consider it a big gift.
I guess I like you too!