KOTL : The Time Warp

1090 gold left.

I get rocket boots and a chestplate made of iron as well as an iron helmet and go to cavemen fighting place and look around

I summon my deity and worship with all my might. I pray for him to grant me magical powers so I can *looks at notes* do whatever I have to do.

I also get a shield and put my deity's emblem/symbol on it.

     Its just a jump to the left

     Then a step to the right

     Put your hands on your hips

     You bring your knees in tight

     But it's the pelvic thrust

     That really drives you insane

     Let's do the Time Warp again

     Let's do the Time Warp again

Guys I’m gonna put your prices to 10 gold an hr

Guys you’ve stopped working. It is now night. There are zombies filling the streets, killing citizens

I’ll let you join when in-game morning arises

CBC : you lose 1050 gold. You get your rocket boots and your armour stuff and all that. Once you enter the fighting place, a knife is put over your throat.

Your inv : 

Halbred

Rocket boots

iron chestplate

iron boots 

40 gold

You look like the biggest dweeb ever

I know most of ur inv. You should have like idk, 500, gold

Shadow you enter the cavemen place, and a caveman with rocket boots sends 50 rocket boots at you

you have like 10 gold left.

…

just dodge them