KOTL: THIS IS GOING TO BE TRASH AND I NEEDED A COMPRESSER TO MAKE THIS OKI???!!! part 3

Be back in 30 mins or so.

I duck

I take the all of the swords, turn them into gold, then I lock two of them in my cabin. I repeat the process with the shields

also I go to the forest, find 5 rocks worth around 50 gold yet small enough for me to carry, then I lock them in my cabin. I repeat this process 10 times

Yeah well I forgot to mention the side effects...

Are you sure? That's gonna increase the price!

And it's not gonna work!

Sure. The arrow is blocked by a root in the ground and the shopkeeper shakes his head.

Sorry. 

He wraps you in the tree trunk. His voice says: "You can't get out. You'll be in there 5 minutes. It could be longer..."

You can't talk.

You can do actions now, noobiest.

Sigh.

You still can't talk.

Yeah I'm stopping you from being a tree for longer. You can thank me later.

You should probably just buy the thing and get outa here.

WHAT!!!???

Uh... sure...

By the way, it's an axe, not a sword.

12 hours, assas.

I sidestep, then stab with golden sword, not fatally enough to kill him tho

jester

Cool. That's a major left arm injury.

Wait actually 12 hours to respond.

ok fine.

Sure. 12 hours.

I love this pvp. All I need to do is say "oh you died sorry" or "12 hours to respond."

I use my shield to protect myself from his blow

Sure assas.